
The "Who's Taylor?" Pork Roll Blend Tee
A "cheerful chocolate character"?
$20.78
What's on it
A "cheerful chocolate character"? Not in this state. That is a strutting slice of processed New Jersey perfection, and it has a question for you. Printed on a soft, pale yellow canvas, this tee loudly defends the "Porky, Hammy taste" while completely dismissing the name Taylor. It's the perfect conversation starter (or friendly argument instigator) for your next Sunday morning trip to the local diner.
Beyond the breakfast meat politics, this shirt is built for serious, everyday comfort. Made with a soft, smooth cotton-blend jersey in a classic fit, it feels easygoing and lightweight. Thoughtful construction details like a stretch-recovery ribbed collar and self-fabric shoulder tape ensure the shirt holds its shape, whether you're navigating the boardwalk crowds or just relaxing on the couch.
Product Features
- The Breakfast Statement: Features our retro mascot proudly declaring its "Porky, Hammy taste" and demanding to know, "Who's this Taylor guy?".
- Premium Blend: Crafted from a seriously soft 60% combed, ring-spun cotton and 40% polyester blend.
- Beat the Heat: Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² (146 g/m²) fabric that breathes easy during humid summer days.
- Reliable Fit: A classic fit designed for comfortable, everyday wear.
- Built to Last: Features a stretch-recovery 1x1 ribbed collar and self-fabric shoulder tape to help maintain clean lines and shape wash after wash.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Shipping and returns
Printed for you in 2–7 business days, then delivered in 3–8 business days. Flat $8.99 shipping per order, US only. See the shipping details.
Damaged, defective, misprinted or wrong item? We replace it or refund you within 30 days of delivery. See returns.
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